The CEO & Rising Star - Morning of Day 2
I started the day late because I'm taking in a train from the burbs. I love the train. Now that I've ridden it a few times, I'm almost feeling like a local. I know my bus routes, train schedule, and know how to properly hail a taxi. But, it paid off to be late today, because who did I run into at the main showroom entrance? John Donahoe himself. Very nice man, about 9 feet 3 inches tall. I looked like a Pygmy hugging his waistline. I tried my best not to make him uncomfortable, but because I didn't have a camera handy, it was more akin to a kid hugging Mickey Mouse at Disney World without a parent to take the picture.. just me, and him, staring into the distance, me wondering if he'd consider "linking me in" after this encounter, or if he'd file a restraining order.
I introduced myself as Neil, the winner of the runner-up (said that second part under my breath) eBay Star Developer Award Most Innovative Application. He asked, "What was your application?" I said, "It's called ah-TEXT. Instant notifications for sellers, sent directly to their mobile phones. Sales, best offers, questions. And ahTXT gives them the ability to respond and transact directly from their mobile phone. Cool eh?" He said, "That's excellent," (or something like that) pulling out his cell phone. It was a RAZR if I'm not mistaken. By this time, I've managed to turn on my video camera, press record, and hand it to his assisstant. She said, "All ready to go?" I saw the red light, and said, "Yep.. all set. So, Mr. Donahoe, if you wouldn't mind pretending to be using ahTXT on your mobile phone.. I would be really happy to use this as a promotional video online." Son of a gun, he did it!
His assistant tossed my camera back to me, and said, "We really gotta go." Have you ever wondered where these high-powered and/or celebrity people have to go, when their assistant/P.R. person says, "We're in a hurry, we gotta go..." as they whisk them away, arm sweeping over their back? Well, I wondered. So naturally, I followed them. Six strides into my pursuit, his assistant's head whipped back, she gave me a gentle glare, and that was that. Another step forward and it would have been entering the continuum of stalking.
Anxious to see how my video encounter with the eBay CEO went down on film, I sat down smack dab in the middle of the enormous hallway. I touched PLAY, and this is what was captured.. video of the floor, shuffle-noise, shuffle-noise (handing off the camera), 'Is this on? Okay.' <voice of semi-Star developer> [end scene]. Nothing. She pressed the record button with her thumb, and ended the shot prematurely. Can you believe it? What an amazing plot. The scene's emotion was palpable. Cramer vs. Cramer meets Chariots of Fire meets Fantasy Island. A golden moment captured on video, and she hit STOP.